Roll up, roll up. Come and see the passport photo. It has arrived. It is well and truly here. The day you thought would never come. Disbelievers every man jack of you.

What is more, all nationalities are welcome. No parochial “you’re not from round here” short sighted UKIP voting bigotry in our gaff. No siree (Bob). Everybody is welcome.

Bring the kids. Bring your mother in law. Bring a bottle and bring one along for me.

Passport Photo’s Here! All Nationalities.